What If Presidential Elections Were Conducted Like Union

What If Presidential Elections Were Conducted Like Union Recognition Elections? 2008 John Mc. Cain VS. Barack Obama

The party in charge of the White House, would not even have to face an election, until 70 million Americans signed cards saying they wanted one

Mc. Cain would have unlimited TV time, including several hours a day of compulsory viewing time.

Obama, would be restricted to door-to-door canvassing

Only the Party in charge, of the White House, has access to the voter list.

Obama would have to campaign from Canada or Mexico; neither he nor his aides would be allowed in the country.

Obama voters risk losing their jobs. The Whitehouse could fire one voter in every precinct, to send voters a message, and chill the campaign.

Let’s suspend the election, Sarah, for these good people can get their heads screwed on straight! Mc. Cain can delay the election if he thinks he’ll do better later.

The White House prohibits Obama voters from going to rallies to state their views.

Mc. Cain encourages everyone to wear his buttons, and retaliates against those wearing Obama buttons.

White House cronies caught threatening Obama voters, must sign and post a letter, after the election saying they won’t do it again.

The election is held in hostile headquarters and voters file by hostile officials as they vote.

Ultra-Conservative media predicts precincts that vote for Obama will have their economy devastated.

Obama wins, but Bush, and his cronies won’t leave office; it takes years of litigation to enforce the election results.