Welcome to a guided tour of the successes

Welcome to a guided tour of the successes of Zimbabwe hosted by “Big Bob Mc Guppy” himself. . .

“Greetings, my friends. I want to show you more about this wonderful country and my successful government!”

“First, I want to show you our technical advancements!”

“Our help desk here at Government House in Harare”

“This type of service has sometimes caused hair raising experiences for some!”

“I can’t take this exploitation any more! London here I come!!!”

“We have brought a new meaning to cost effective ‘Hands free’ cell phone technology”

“You think that is impressive? There is more…”

“We have made progress which would make Bill Gates envious of our technological advancements. ”

“Our answer to the ‘Print Screen’ Option!”

“No country can prosper without a good transport system…. ”

“Our vehicles are used to maximum capacity in the interests of the economy. ” “It will be a long time before we will have to import vehicles from those arrogant colonialists. ”

“Our roads are well sign-posted to avoid driver confusion. ”

“I am personally responsible for encouraging Service Stations to offer ‘Monthly Specials’

“Next, I would like to brag about our contented and over qualified labour force…”

“These civil engineers have pioneered a new way of painting swimming pools!”

“Again an accolade to our engineers! Bringing power to urban areas!”

“Like other countries, we too are suffering from the effects of our “Brain Drain”

“Before I forget, we have some of the best babes in the world, “Bill Clinton Eat your heart out!”