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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the puzzle in 6 months? . . .

Because the box said 2 -4 yrs.

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it…

"Impossible, " says the doctor. "Show me. ”…

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams…

…pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream…

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you? ”…

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde. ”

"I thought so, " he says. . .

"Your finger is broken. "

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels…

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? ’…

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent…

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175 -pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler…

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke? ’…

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, …

'No. . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. '

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Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother trying to filter what you say before you say it. Thinking about everything you're going to say requires valuable brainpower. If you are going to think before you speak, make sure it negatively affects someone around you.

Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother trying to filter what you say before you say it. Thinking about everything you're going to say requires valuable brainpower. If you are going to think before you speak, make sure it negatively affects someone around you. speak говорить affect воздействовать, влиять valuable дорогостоящий, ценный

It may help to be conscious of the way your voice is sounding when you speak. While it may be distracting to focus on yourself when you're trying to be rude, casually keeping track of the tone, speed and volume of your voice can go a long way towards improving your rudeness.

It may help to be conscious of the way your voice is sounding when you speak. While it may be distracting to focus on yourself when you're trying to be rude, casually keeping track of the tone, speed and volume of your voice can go a long way towards improving your rudeness. volume громкость distracting отвлекающий rudeness грубость, невежественность

Don’t have any interest in other people. If someone is telling you something, make a concerted effort to clean your teeth, yawn or interrupt them repeatedly! If they recently lost their job, listen just long enough to crack a sarcastic joke, then move on to more important business.

Don’t have any interest in other people. If someone is telling you something, make a concerted effort to clean your teeth, yawn or interrupt them repeatedly! If they recently lost their job, listen just long enough to crack a sarcastic joke, then move on to more important business. joke шутка interrupt перебивать concerted скоординированный, согласованный

Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of rudeness. No one likes being talked about behind their back. Find people that don’t like to gossip and hit them up with some gossip over lunch. If you don’t have any good gossipy syrup, make some up! Oh, and forget to bring your wallet to lunch!

Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of rudeness. No one likes being talked about behind their back. Find people that don’t like to gossip and hit them up with some gossip over lunch. If you don’t have any good gossipy syrup, make some up! Oh, and forget to bring your wallet to lunch! bring приносить gossip сплетни hit sb. up обращаться к кому-л.

Always steer the conversation back to yourself. When people share something about them or their life, be sure to never acknowledge they said a word. Begin ranting about how you did, or had, something bigger or better. Never relinquish the center of attention!

Always steer the conversation back to yourself. When people share something about them or their life, be sure to never acknowledge they said a word. Begin ranting about how you did, or had, something bigger or better. Never relinquish the center of attention! steer направлять acknowledge признавать relinquish уступать, сдавать

Try not to let other people speak. Most likely everything you're saying is gold, so why bother hearing the other person's side of things? Make them feel constricted by not letting them get a word in. If you want to be rude, you'll need to have a fine command of talking over people.

Try not to let other people speak. Most likely everything you're saying is gold, so why bother hearing the other person's side of things? Make them feel constricted by not letting them get a word in. If you want to be rude, you'll need to have a fine command of talking over people. gold золото command владение constricted ограниченный

A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by having no empathy for others and ignoring their feelings. Gauge how people are feeling through body-language. Make a habit of making snide comments about it to embarrass them. Better yet, make faces to mimic them in mockery.

A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by having no empathy for others and ignoring their feelings. Gauge how people are feeling through body-language. Make a habit of making snide comments about it to embarrass them. Better yet, make faces to mimic them in mockery. embarrass смущать snide злобный, ехидный mockery насмешка

A lot of what someone considers to be rude has to do with the culture they were raised in. If you're going to be travelling or regularly deal with people who were raised in other cultures, it's a good idea to verse yourself on what isn't appropriate in their eyes. Then, do those things!

A lot of what someone considers to be rude has to do with the culture they were raised in. If you're going to be travelling or regularly deal with people who were raised in other cultures, it's a good idea to verse yourself on what isn't appropriate in their eyes. Then, do those things! culture культура regularly постоянно appropriate правильный, должный

Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means being self-aware and tactful. Who wants to do that? If you're acting cheery at a funeral wake, it will evoke the same negative reactions as if you were being glum at a birthday party. Ask, “How are people behaving here? ” and strive to do the opposite.

Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means being self-aware and tactful. Who wants to do that? If you're acting cheery at a funeral wake, it will evoke the same negative reactions as if you were being glum at a birthday party. Ask, “How are people behaving here? ” and strive to do the opposite. cheery радостный politeness вежливость evoke пробуждать, вызывать

If you really want to leave an impression as a rude individual, it needs to be a constant state of mind. Keep your behavior consistent. If someone sees two different sides of you, you'll may appear fickle to them, worst case scenario, they might think you’re nice. Be authentically rude. Never say please or thank you!

If you really want to leave an impression as a rude individual, it needs to be a constant state of mind. Keep your behavior consistent. If someone sees two different sides of you, you'll may appear fickle to them, worst case scenario, they might think you’re nice. Be authentically rude. Never say please or thank you! case случай consistent постоянный, непротиворечивый fickle ненадежный, непостоянный

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bad egg

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to a fault

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peeved

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stuck up заносчивый, высокомерный

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Pearl of Wisdom

“Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. ” —Eric Hoffer

Ten ways to love.

1. Listen without interrupting. (Proverbs 18) 2. Speak without accusing. (James 1: 19) 3. Give without sparing. (Proverbs 21: 26) 4. Pray without ceasing. (Colossians 1: 9 5. Answer without arguing. (Proverbs 17: 1)

6. Share without pretending. (Ephesians 4: 15) 7. Enjoy without complaint. (Philippians 2: 14) 8. Trust without wavering. (Corinthians 13: 7) 9. Forgive without punishing. (Colossians 3: 13) 10. Promise without forgetting. (Proverbs 13: 12) - Unknown

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