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An American is visiting the Soviet Union. He’s taking a train from Leningrad to Kiev and listening to his handheld radio when a Soviet man leans over to talk to him.

“You know, we make those better and more efficiently here in the Soviet Union, ” he says. . .

“Oh? ” Says the American.

“Yes, ” the Soviet man responds. “What is it? ”

A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase vodka from a liquor store, but due to restrictions imposed by Gorbachev, the line is very long.

The man loses his composure and screams,

I can't take this waiting in line anymore, I HATE Gorbachev, I am going to the Kremlin right now, and I am going to kill him!

After 40 minutes the man returns and elbows his way back to his place in line. One man asks him if he has succeeded in killing Gorbachev.

"No, ” he responds. “That line was even longer. "

Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy…

…after all, he killed Hitler.

I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a highfive.

Three freshmanengineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body.

One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses.

Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pulleys is ingenious.

"No, " the third student said, "you're both wrong. The human body was designed by an architect. Who else but an architect would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area? "

Marilyn Monroe suggests to Einstein: What do you say, professor, shouldn't we marry and have a little baby together: what a baby it would be - my looks and your intelligence!

Einstein: I'm afraid, dear lady, it might be the other way around. . .

ACTIVITY

PICTIONARY

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430 BC

In early history, most societies were governed by a small clique of oligarchs or just one powerful king/ruler. Democracy has been a revolutionary idea that everybody in society should have a say in how they are governed, who governs them, and also gives everybody an opportunity to participate. 430 BC

In early history, most societies were governed by a small clique of oligarchs or just one powerful king/ruler. Democracy has been a revolutionary idea that everybody in society should have a say in how they are governed, who governs them, and also gives everybody an opportunity to participate. idea идея govern управлять clique клан

th 15 Century

In the Eighteenth Century major European powers took it as a natural right to increase their wealth through expanding their Empires overseas. The American Independence movement was one of the first major breaks from a colonial power. th 15 Century

In the Eighteenth Century major European powers took it as a natural right to increase their wealth through expanding their Empires overseas. The American Independence movement was one of the first major breaks from a colonial power. wealth богатство empire империя increase увеличивать, приумножать

1880’s

The women’s suffrage movement campaigned for the right of women to vote. There were similar attempts for women to move into previously men only fields. For example, in the Nineteenth Century we see the first registered female doctors, lawyers and engineers. 1880’s

The women’s suffrage movement campaigned for the right of women to vote. There were similar attempts for women to move into previously men only fields. For example, in the Nineteenth Century we see the first registered female doctors, lawyers and engineers. similar похожий vote голосовать suffrage избирательное право

1777 & 1917

Communism led to a polarizing of politics during the Twentieth Century, and was supported by many counties seeking liberation from colonial rule. Communism as a political force largely died out with the collapse of the Soviet Union in the early 1990 s. 1777 & 1917

Communism led to a polarizing of politics during the Twentieth Century, and was supported by many counties seeking liberation from colonial rule. Communism as a political force largely died out with the collapse of the Soviet Union in the early 1990 s. rule правление collapse крах polarizing разделяться, становиться полностью противоположными

th 14 Century

During the Renaissance there was a growing use of the scientific method. Rather than relying on past texts, previous beliefs and even mythology – scientific method sought to understand scientific truths through observation of the natural world. th 14 Century

During the Renaissance there was a growing use of the scientific method. Rather than relying on past texts, previous beliefs and even mythology – scientific method sought to understand scientific truths through observation of the natural world. belief верование observation наблюдение mythology мифология

1776

Adam Smith expressed the benefits of the invisible hand of the free market and the benefits of free trade. Smith was not uncritical of free markets, for example, pointing out problems of monopoly. But, his theory formed the basis of classical economic theory. 1776

Adam Smith expressed the benefits of the invisible hand of the free market and the benefits of free trade. Smith was not uncritical of free markets, for example, pointing out problems of monopoly. But, his theory formed the basis of classical economic theory. basis основа invisible невидимый uncritical некритичный

1905

The theory of relativity is the idea that time and space were not uniform but could vary depending on circumstances. Quantum theory was important for the development of both atomic power and nuclear bombs. It’s also been used in new technology such as GPS. 1905

The theory of relativity is the idea that time and space were not uniform but could vary depending on circumstances. Quantum theory was important for the development of both atomic power and nuclear bombs. It’s also been used in new technology such as GPS. vary меняться uniform единообразный relativity относительность

Early man was a hunter-gatherer, frequently on the move. The adoption of farming methods allowed humans to settle in particular locations, building up more cohesive societies. Farming has enabled the development of human civilization possibly more than anything.

Early man was a hunter-gatherer – frequently on the move. The adoption of farming methods allowed humans to settle in particular locations, building up more cohesive societies. Farming has enabled the development of human civilization possibly more than anything. settle обосноваться, обустроиться enable делать возможность cohesive сплоченный

1776

After the creation of the world wide web in 1990 use of the internet mushroomed, radically changing the availability of data and knowledge across the world. The World Wide Web has had an enormous impact on society, changing the way we shop, interact and share information. 1776

After the creation of the world wide web in 1990 use of the internet mushroomed, radically changing the availability of data and knowledge across the world. The World Wide Web has had an enormous impact on society, changing the way we shop, interact and share information. impact влияние mushroom внезапно и быстро распространяться availability доступность

1941

“The gas chambers …were ultimately prepared … at the desks and in the lecture halls of nihilistic scientists and philosophers. ” —Victor Frankl. In other words, people’s behavior comes from prevailing views of reality that take root in the mind and bring forth good or evil. 1941

“The gas chambers …were ultimately prepared … at the desks and in the lecture halls of nihilistic scientists and philosophers. ” —Victor Frankl. In other words, people’s behavior comes from prevailing views of reality that take root in the mind and bring forth good or evil. root корень chamber камера prevailing преобладающий

IDIOMS DON’T BE A COUCH POTATOE!

I’m history

I’m history Я ухожу, меня уже здесь нет

Make History/History in the Making

Make History/History in the Making Войти в историю/ Живая история

The rest is history

The rest is history Остальное уже история (общеизвестно)

Toy with the idea

Toy with the idea Тешить себя мыслью Игриво задуматься

Don’t put a lot of stock in it

Don’t put a lot of stock in it Не придавай этому большого значения Не заморачивайся

SLANG ‘N JARGON

red flag

red flag тревожный звоночек

keep it real

keep it real будь проще Будь собой

narly

narly крутой сумасшедший

for a minute

for a minute на минуточку ненадолго

bromance

bromance броманс (тесная мужская дружба)

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WHO WILL WIN?

SONG

song

Well, you done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted

I fell right through the cracks Now I'm trying to get back

Before the cool dawn run out I'll be giving it my bestest And nothing's gonna stop me but divine intervention.

I reckon, it's again my turn To win some or learn some.

But I won't hesitate No more, no more. It cannot wait, I'm yours.

Well, open up your mind and see like me, Open up your plans and you are free.

Look into your heart and you'll find love, love.

Listen to the music of the moment, people dance and sing, we're just one big family

And it's our God-forsaken right to be lovedlove, loved.

So I won't hesitate No more, no more. It cannot wait, I'm sure.

There's no need to complicate. Our time is short. This is our fate, I'm yours.

ooo oooo oo oo

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror

And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer

But my breath fogged up the glass And so I drew a new face and I laughed.

I guess what I'll be saying is there ain't no better reason To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons.

It's what we aim to do. Our name is our virtue.

But I won't hesitate No more, no more. It cannot wait, I'm yours.

Well, open up your mind and see like me, Open up your plans and you are free.

Look into your heart and you'll find the sky is yours.

So please don't, please. . . There's no need to complicate.

'Cause our time is short. This oh, this is our fate.

But I won't hesitate No more, no more. It cannot wait, I'm yours.

song

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