January 21 — February 19 Aqua rius

January 21 - February 19

Aqua rius and humanitarian • Friendly • Honest and loyal • Original and inventive • Independent and intellectual • Intractable and contrary • Perverse and unpredictable • Unemotional and detached

Symbol: the Water Bearer Ruling Planet: Saturn / Uranus Ruling House: Eleventh House Element: Air Quality: Fixed Body Parts: ankles Keyword: FRIENDS Date with destiny: Gemini, Libra Run for the hills: Taurus, Scorpio Where you glow: in a picket line Aqua rius What makes you tick: philanthropy Fitness forecast: yoga Play date: attending a technology fair Perfect jobs: environmentalist, computer whiz Best accessory: a time machine A sure thing: being original Destination: Costa Rica Pleasure: innovation, originality, friends Pain: conservatism, being categorized, emotional outbursts What's my line? Think outside the box

February 20 – March 20

Pis ces. Imaginative and sensitive • • Compassionate and kind • Selfless and unworldly • Intuitive and sympathetic • Escapist and idealistic • Secretive and vague • Weak-willed and easily led

What makes you tick: writing poetry Fitness forecast: meditation Play date: going to theatre Perfect jobs: TV producer, bartender Best accessory: a toe ring A sure thing: taking in stray animals Destination: Morocco Pleasure: romance, helping others, compassion Pain: reality, mean people, insensitivity What’s my line? Make love not war. Symbol: the Fish Ruling Planet: Jupiter / Neptune Ruling House: Twelfth House Element: Water Quality: Mutable Body Parts: feet Keyword: SUBCONSCIOUS Date with destiny: Cancer, Scorpio Run for the hills: Gemini, Sagittarius Where you glow: helping others. Pisc es

March 21 – April 20

Ari es • • Adventurous and Energetic Pioneering and courageous • Enthusiastic and Confident • Dynamic and Quick-Witted • Selfish and Quick-Tempered • Impulsive and Impatient • Foolhardy and daredevil

Ari es What makes you tick: excitement Fitness forecast: tae kwon do Play date: rock climbing Perfect jobs: firefighter, aerobics instructor Best accessory: hats A sure thing: wearing red Destination: Carnival in Rio Pleasure: action, new beginnings, assertion Pain: follow-up, sharing, losing Symbol: the Ram Ruling Planet: Mars Ruling House: First House Element: Fire Quality: Cardinal Body Parts: head, face Keyword: SELF Date with destiny: Leo, Sagittarius Run for the hills: Cancer, Capricorn Where you glow: pulling the strings What's my line? Get out of my way!

April 21 – May 21

Tau rus • Patient and reliable • Warmhearted and loving • Persistent and determined • Placid and security loving • Jealous and possessive • Resentful and inflexible

Symbol: the Bull Ruling Planet: Venus Ruling House: Second House Element: Earth Quality: Fixed Body Parts: neck, throat Keyword: POSSESSIONS Date with destiny: Virgo, Capricorn Run for the hills: Leo, Aquarius Where you glow: on the trading floor. Taur us What makes you tick: a Rolex Fitness forecast: massage Play date: test-driving that new BMW Perfect jobs: stockbroker, bank manager Best accessory: a scarf A sure thing: tending an herb garden Destination: Norway Pleasure: luxury, beauty, chocolates Pain: flexibility, low quality, being rushed What’s my line? Show me the money!

May 22 – June 21

Gemin • Adaptable and versatile i • Communicative and witty • Intellectual and eloquent • Youthful and lively • Nervous and tense • Superficial and inconsistent • Cunning and inquisitive

Gemi ni What makes you tick: Trivial Pursuit Fitness forecast: doubles tennis Play date: tandem skydiving Perfect jobs: librarian, lawyer Best accessory: a shrug A sure thing: doing two things at once Destination: Greece Pleasure: options, ambidextrous, knowledge Pain: being on time, commitment, red tape What's my line? It takes two to tango. Symbol: the Twins Ruling Planet: Mercury Ruling House: Third House Element: Air Quality: Mutable Body Parts: lungs, arms Keyword: COMMUNICATION Date with destiny: Libra, Aquarius Run for the hills: Virgo, Pisces Where you glow: multi-tasking

June 22 – July 22

Canc • Emotional er • Intuitive andand loving imaginative • Shrewd and cautious • Protective and sympathetic • Changeable and moody • Overemotional and touchy • Clinging and unable to let go

Symbol: the Crab Ruling Planet: the Moon Ruling House: Fourth House Element: Water Quality: Cardinal Body Parts: breasts, digestion Keyword: HOME Date with destiny: Scorpio, Pisces Run for the hills: Aries, Libra Where you glow: hosting a party Canc er What makes you tick: nostalgia Fitness forecast: swimming Play date: redecorating Perfect jobs: chef, nursery school teacher Best accessory: hand-knitted scarf A sure thing: best dish at the potluck Destination: Orlando Pleasure: baking, comfort, children Pain: snide remarks, forgetfulness, crab jokes What’s my line? Home is where the heart is.

July 23 – August 21

Leo warmhearted • Generous and • Creative and enthusiastic • Broad-minded and expansive • Faithful and loving • Pompous and patronizing • Bossy and interfering • Dogmatic and intolerant

Leo What makes you tick: leading Fitness forecast: Tae-Bo Play date: attending a movie premier Perfect jobs: actor, cruise ship host Best accessory: hairbrush A sure thing: basking in the glow Destination: Singapore Pleasure: daydreams, generosity, courage Pain: keeping up appearances, losing, being bossed around What's my line? There's no business like Symbol: the Lion show business. Ruling Planet: the Sun Ruling House: Fifth House Element: Fire Quality: Fixed Body Parts: heart, back Keyword: PLEASURE Date with destiny: Aries, Sagittarius Run for the hills: Taurus, Scorpio Where you glow: center stage

August 22 – September 23

Virg • Modest and shy o • Meticulous and reliable • Practical and diligent • Intelligent and analytical • Fussy and a worrier • Overcritical and harsh • Perfectionist and conservative

Symbol: the Virgin Ruling Planet: Mercury Ruling House: Sixth House Element: Earth Quality: Mutable Body Parts: stomach, intestines Keyword: HEALTH Date with destiny: Taurus, Capricorn Run for the hills: Gemini, Sagittarius Where you glow: crunching numbers Vir go What makes you tick: efficiency Fitness forecast: Pilates Play date: cleaning up the neighborhood Perfect jobs: copy editor, nurse Best accessory: lint brush A sure thing: perfect pleats Destination: Switzerland Pleasure: organization, routine, dedication Pain: messiness, inefficiency, lateness What's my line? A stitch in time saves nine.

September 24 – October 23

Libr • Diplomatic and urbane a • Romantic and charming • Easygoing and sociable • Idealistic and peaceable • Indecisive and changeable • Gullible and easily influenced • Flirtatious and self-indulgent

Lib ra What makes you tick: charm Fitness forecast: rowing Play date: flying first class to Paris Perfect jobs: beautician, personal shopper Best accessory: a bottle of water A sure thing: flirting Destination: Fiji Pleasure: cooperation, fair play, conversation Pain: disharmony, solitude, decision-making What's my line? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Symbol: the Scales Ruling Planet: Venus Ruling House: Seventh House Element: Air Quality: Cardinal Body Parts: kidneys Keyword: PARTNERSHIP Date with destiny: Gemini, Aquarius Run for the hills: Cancer, Capricorn Where you glow: mediating

October 24 – November 22

Scor pio • Determined and forceful • Emotional and intuitive • Powerful and passionate • Exciting and magnetic • Jealous and resentful • Compulsive and obsessive • Secretive and obstinate

Symbol: the Scorpion Ruling Planet: Mars/Pluto Ruling House: Eighth House Element: Water Quality: Fixed Body Parts: sex organs Keyword: SEX Date with destiny: Cancer, Pisces Run for the hills: Leo, Aquarius Where you glow: investigating Scor pio What makes you tick: chess Fitness forecast: sex Play date: chatting on the Internet Perfect jobs: private investigator, surgeon Best accessory: magnifying glass A sure thing: magnetism Destination: The Netherlands Pleasure: mystery, calling the shots, passion Pain: exposure, simplicity, interruption What's my line? Yeah, Baby!

November 23 – December 22

Sagitt arius freedom-loving • Optimistic and • Jovial and good-humored • Honest and straightforward • Intellectual and philosophical • Blindly optimistic and careless • Irresponsible and superficial • Tactless and restless

Sagitta rius Symbol: the Archer Ruling Planet: Jupiter Ruling House: Ninth House Element: Fire Quality: Mutable Body Parts: hips, thighs Keyword: PHILOSOPHY Date with destiny: Aries, Leo Run for the hills: Virgo, Pisces Where you glow: globetrotting What makes you tick: airplane tickets Fitness forecast: archery Play date: horseback riding Perfect jobs: tour guide, park ranger Best accessory: a backpack A sure thing: being the class clown Destination: anywhere Pleasure: travel, philosophy, optimism Pain: responsibility, details, commitment What’s my line? Don’t fence me in.

December 23 – January 20

Capri corn and prudent • Practical • Ambitious and disciplined • Patient and careful • Humorous and reserved • Pessimistic and fatalistic • Miserly and grudging

Symbol: the Sea Goat Ruling Planet: Saturn Ruling House: Tenth House Element: Earth Quality: Cardinal Body Parts: skin, teeth, bones, knees Keyword: SOCIAL STATUS Date with destiny: Taurus, Virgo Run for the hills: Aries, Libra Where you glow: in charge Capr icorn What makes you tick: hard work Fitness forecast: golfing Play date: dining at an exclusive restaurant Perfect jobs: news anchor, anthropologist Best accessory: personal digital assistant A sure thing: managing a stock portfolio Destination: Japan Pleasure: patience, respect, success Pain: disorganization, miscalculation, boredom What’s my line? The one with the most toys wins.

Submitted by Aleisha Coons, The University of Vermont