DEVELOPING YOUR VOCABULARY By Dmitry Parshenkov
INTRODUCTION As many of you may know, there a lot of interesting things in English language. Like any other language, English has a great variety of synonyms for most of words, as well as a fine amount of words prohibited to be said in public by morals. And today I’m going to tell you about the one that is used and banned the most, the word, meaning of which is a man’s sexual organ
PENIS As simple as it is. Wikipedia says that human penis is an external sexual organ of male humans. It is a reproductive organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct. The word itself isn’t used as widely in speech as it’s synonyms are, let’s talk about them one by one
DICK Well, Dick deserves to be called the most used synonym of penis there is. Not only that, in my opinion this word can rightly be considered the most used word in whole language, quite impressive, is not it? In fact, Dick is an English name as well. It’s funny to see how children in Russia laugh when they see this word in books, especially if they are naughty enough to get it “right”
COCK Cock is another substitute for penis, as you have already guessed. This word is, as far as I know, mostly used by people who consider themselves not as bad as people who use word dick in their lexicon. But we all know that they are ever worse, because they lie to themselves. Cock not only means male reproductive organ, but is a male of most species of bird, but especially a rooster, and that is something you’d better know in highly intellectual society.
PRICK Here is where the words that you might have never known begin to appear. Prick is mostly used to sum up the existence of a worthless asshole(simplified: bad person), however sometimes the word is used to describe male sex organ. There also is a “Prick Magazine”, the first magazine ever about tattoos, piercings and so on.
DONG Yes, that’s right. Dong. Sometimes you can’t even imagine why people give such an idiotic names to penis. Some sources say that Dong is also used to describe a large penis Dong is a unit of currency of Vietnam. At press time, 1 US dollar is roughly 15000 Vietnamese dongs.
WIENER I forgot about this word, but it is used a lot too. It is quite interesting that they use word “Wiener” for describing rather small penises, as opposed to word “Dong”. Wiener is also is a sausage or hot dog
SCHLONG Guess what? Schlong is an another word for penis, that’s right. However, this one is quite selfexplanatory, because, judging by the way the word is spelled it means long and very, I’d say, unusually thick penis. You can thank me, Captain Obvious, later. There another two words, Schlort and Schledium. Believe me or not, I’m not making them up.
JOHNSON Johnson is the funniest slang word for penis ever, let me tell you why. It’s because of word combinations that can be made, for example: Ø Anita Johnson = “I need a Johnson” (self-explanatory) Ø Emma Johnson = “I’m a Johnson” (A woman, who really is a man) Ø Harry Johnson = “Hairy Johnson” (No comments) Ø Lisa Johnson = “Lease a Johnson” (A woman, who hires male prostitutes) Ø Max Johnson. Well, I’ll give you a try to guess what it is yourselves Ø Sharon Johnson = “Sharing Johnson” Woman, who likes more than one penis at once. Also known as Sharon Cox. • Have fun at Johnson family reunion!
WANG Wang is another synonym for our beloved word. It also is a very common Chinese Surname And an ancient brand of computer systems I’d like to say that from my knowledge of dirty English words there is one that sounds quite familiar with Wang. The word I’m speaking about is “to wank”. But I won’t tell you what this verb means This guy’s name is Wang Xueping. I’m not lying, google him yourselves to be confident of my words
THAT’S IT I hope that you won’t forget those new words the next day. Knowing all of them is always good because when you have a big variety of synonyms you free yourself from tautology. However, I’m quite sure that there is many more words for replacing simple “penis”. It’s up to you to search for them across the internet or not
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