CHAPTER 12 WRITING THE ABCs OF LANGUAGE by

CHAPTER 12 WRITING: THE ABCs OF LANGUAGE by Don L. F. Nilsen 38 1

Written language is more conservative than spoken language! (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 521) 38 2

BRITISH AIRWAYS PAMPHLET (cf Fromkin Rodman Hyams 532) 38 3

HISTORY OF WRITING SYSTEMS 1500 BC: Cave Drawings as Pictograms 4000 BC: Sumerian Cuneiform 3000 BC: Hieroglyphics 1500 BC: West Semitic Syllabary of the Phonecians 1000 BC: Ancient Greeks Borrow the Phoenician Consonantal Alphabet 750 BC: Etruscans Borrow the Greek Alphabet 500 BC: Romans Adapt the Etruscan/Greco Alphabet to Latin (Fromkin, Rodman &Hyams [2011] 553) Later Cyrus and Methodius invented the Cyrillic Alphabet taking some symbols from the Greek Alphabet, some from the Roman Alphabet and inventing some of the own. 38 4

RECYCLING OF SYMBOLS A Pictographic writing system has the advantage of looking like what it represents, but it requires a different picture for every different concept, and some concepts are so abstract that pictures are problematic. 38 5

PICTOGRAMS Invent a pictogram for each of the following words: eye boy library tree forest war honesty ugly run Scotch tape smoke (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2011] 545 -546) 38 6

Cuneiform writing was wedge shaped (from Latin “cuneus” meaning “wedge”). Darius, a King of the Persian empire, used cuneiform writing on rocks to write about the people and countries he had conquored. In Avestan (Old Persian) this is called “resmaelxaet mixi” or “nail writing. ” (See Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2011] 543 -545) 38 7

The term “hieroglyph” comes from Greek “hiero” meaning “sacred” and “glyphikos” meaning “carvings. ” For a long time, Egyptian heiroglyphs were a mystery, but then in the Rosetta Stone it was noticed that some words were highlighted as cartouches. 38 8

Linguists figured out that these cartouches were reserved for the names of royalty, and they figured out that one of the names was “Cleopatra. ” Since these hieroglyphics were alphabetical in nature, this told them how the following sounds were written: /kleopætra/ were written. Another clue in the Rosetta stone is that there were three translations of the same story on the stone, so linguists could compare the versions. (cf. Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2011] 546 -547) 38 9

THE REBUS PRINCIPLE Since a person can’t draw a picture of an abstract concept, people discoverered that they can draw a picture of words that sound the same. So for “I can see you” it is possible to draw a picture of an eye, a can, the sea, and a female sheep. (cf. Fromkin, Rodman & Hyams [2011] 545 -547) 38 10

A Syllabary System requires fewer symbols than does a pictographic or ideagraphic system. But it would a different symbol for every consonant-vowel combination, not to mention that in English there are long and short vowels and consonant clusters, etc. So a syllabary would still require too many symbols. An alphabet would require far fewer “letters. ” (Fromkin, Rodman & Hyams [2011] 544, 5490 -550) 38 11

CONSONANTAL WRITING SYSTEMS Hebrew and Arabic are in the same language family (Hamitosemitic, named after Ham and Shem in the Bible). In Hebrew and Arabic the vowels are often not written. People who speak the languages can figure out the vowels. Furthermore, words in these two languages are mostly based on three-consonant radicals, so that “SLM” meaning “peace” in Arabic can end up as “Salaam, ” “Islam, ” or “Mulsem. ” Compare Hebrew “Shalom. ” (cf. Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2011] 552) 38 12

English spelling is morphophonemic. It represents both the sounds and the meanings of words. 38 13

OUR ENGLISH ALPHABET HAS ONLY 26 LETTERS TO REPRESENT 45 DIFFERENT SOUNDS AND SOME OF OUR LETTERS (LIKE C, Q, H, AND X) AREN’T VERY USEFUL ENGLISH HAS 5 VOWEL LETTERS TO REPRESENT 13 VOWEL SOUNDS AND WE USE THEM ALL UP FOR OUR SHORT VOWELS, AS IN: pat, pet, pit, pot, and put SO WE DON’T HAVE ANY LETTERS LEFT FOR OUR LONG VOWELS, AND THE RESULT IS CHAOS 38 14

SO THIS IS HOW WE SPELL OUR LONG VOWELS A, E, I, O, and U: A: He ate the freight. It was his fate. How E: The silly amoeba stole the key to the machine. or Did he believe that Caesar could see the people? I: I write eye-rhyme, like “She cited the sight of the site. ” O: Our chauffeur, although he stubbed his toe, yeomanly towed four more boards through the open door of the depot. U: blue, blew, gnu, Hugh, new, Pooh, Sioux, through, two 38 15

A MORPHOPHONEMIC SPELLING SYSTEM A morphophonemic spelling system will spell different words differently although they are pronounced the same: their, there, they’re A morphophonemic spelling will spell words in the same family the same even though they are pronounced differently: go, gone A morphophonemic spelling will spell a particular suffix the same regardless of how it is pronounced: cats, dogs, horses 38 16

EXPLAIN WHAT THE FOLLOWING WORD PAIRS TELL YOU ABOUT ENGLISH SPELLING I am vs. iamb goose vs. produce fashion vs. complication Newton vs. organ no vs. know hymn vs. him (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2011] 546) line vs. children sonar vs. resound cent vs. mystic crumble vs. bomb cats vs. dogs stagnant vs. design serene vs. obscenity (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2011] 564 -565) 38 17

VIOLATIONS OF THE PHONEMIC PRINCIPLE SAME PRONUNCIATION BUT DIFFERENT SPELLINGS (DIFFERENT MEANINGS): citesight-site, marry-Mary-merry, pair-pare-pear, there-their-they're SAME SPELLINGS BUT DIFFERENT PRONUNCIATIONS (SAME WORD FAMILIES): nation-national, obscene-obscenity, signature, go-gone, ct. soup-supper 38 18

HOMONYMS Have students in the class pronounce a homonym and then you respond with two or more spelligs, such as: eye, aye, I site, sight die, dye there, their (Fromkin, Rodman & Hyams [2011] 198) 38 19

CONSONANT GRADES REDUCED GRADE: act-action-actual, critic-criticize, medicine-medication, part-partial, rite-ritual, seizeseizure MARKED GRADE: chip, cough, hiccough, enough, phone, ship, this, thought (NOTE: The <h> of ch, gh, ph, sh, and th indicate that these are strange kinds of c, g, p, s, and t respectively. ZERO GRADE: acknowledge-knowledge; amnesiamnemonic; though, thought, through, thumb-thimble. Thumbelina (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 524) 38 20

“Gnus and gnomes and gnats and such Gnouns with just one G too much. Pseudonym and psychedelic P becomes a psurplus relic. Knit and knack and knife and knocked Kneedless Ks are overstocked. Rhubarb, rhetoric and rhyme Should lose an H from thyme to time. ” (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2011] 558) (from Robert Feinstein’s “Gnormal Pspelling. ”) 38 21

VOWEL GRADES VOWEL REDUCTION (SCHWA GRADE): naturalize-naturalization, photo-photographic-photography, s'pose-supposesupposition, telegraph- telegraphic-telegraphy VOWEL REDUCTION (-R or –N GRADE): ; pinpen; absurd, bird, heard, herd, word VOWEL REDUCTION (ZERO GRADE): ambidextrous-dexterity, busy-business (cf. Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 525 -526) 38 22

Note that English has some ideagraphs like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0, @, #, $, %, &, =, +, etc. English can also be written in syllabary symbols. Consider the following two stories written in syllabry symbols. 38 23

I S U, F U NE M? S, V F M. F U NE X? S, V F X. OK, L F M N X. I ask you, have you any ham? Yes, we have ham. Have you any eggs? Yes, we have eggs. OK, I’ll have ham and eggs. (Nilsen & Nilsen Language Play 107) 38 24

LE, C D puppies. L, M N O puppies. O S M R puppies. C M P N? Ellie, see the puppies. Hell, them ain’t no puppies. Oh yes them are puppies. See ‘em peein? (Nilsen & Nilsen Language Play 107) 38 25

EGYPTIAN CHARACTERS (Hughes 715) 38 26

GREEK & ROMAN CHARACTERS (Hughes 718) 38 27

PHOENICIAN, HEBREW & ARABIC CHARACTERS (Hughes 713)! 38 28

CYRILLIC CHARACTERS (NOTE ROMAN & GREEK INFLUENCE) (Hughes 720)!! 38 29

GHOTI What does “ghoti” spell? (Daniels, 58) It spells “fish” the <gh> of “enough” the <o> of “women” the <ti> of “nation” 38 30

ACRONYM JOKES These jokes are often found on vanity license plates or bumper stickers: 10 SNE 1 (tennis anyone? ) XQUSME (excuse me) 4 RGRAN (for our grandchild) BS, MS, Ph. D (Bull Shit, More of the Same, Piled Higher and Deeper) (Nilsen & Nilsen 175) 38 31

AMBIGUOUS IN SPEECH BUT NOT IN WRITING John said he’s going. John said, “He’s going. ” my cousin’s friends (one cousin) my cousins’ friends (two or more cousins) (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 519) 38 32

They’re my brothers’ keepers. He said, “He will take the garbage out. ” The red book was read. The flower was on the table. (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 531) 38 33

AMBIGUOUS IN WRITING BUT NOT IN SPEECH John hugged Bill and then he kissed him. What are we having for dinner, Mother? She’s a German language teacher. They formed a student grievance committee. Charles kissed his wife and George kissed his wife too. (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 531) 38 34

METALANGUAGE (Language about Language) Railroad crossing, watch out for cars. How do you spell it without any r’s? (AMBIGUOUS IN SPEECH BUT NOT IN WRITING) Railroad crossing, watch out for cars. How do you spell it (or “it”) without any r’s? (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 520) 38 35

!HOW SPEECH IS REPRESENTED IN WRITING PAUSE = COMMA Jack, thinks Jill, is smart. Jack thinks Jill is smart. (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 519) Woman, without her, man is nothing. Woman, without he man, is nothing. 38 36

!! STRESS AND SENTENCE INTONATION= UNDERLINE OR PUNCTUATION The children are going to bed at 8 o’clock. (a simple statement) The children are going to bed at eight o’clock! (an order) The children are going to bed at 8 o’clock? (a question) John whispered the message to Bill and then he whispered it to Mary. John whispered the message to Bill, and then he whispered it to Mary. (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 519) 38 37

!!!EMOTOCONS Explain what might be meant by each of the following, and add some of your own: >: -[ : -# 8: -[ : D : -o : -O |-) : /) (Fromkin Rodman Hyams [2007] 532) 38 38

References: Algeo, John. “What Makes Good English Good? ” (Clark, 723 -733). Clark, Virginia, Paul Eschholz, and Alfred Rosa. Language: Readings in Language and Culture, 6 th Edition. New York, NY: St. Martin’s Press, 1998. Daniels, Harvey A. “Nine Ideas about Language” (Clark 43 -59). Feinstein, Robert N. “Gnormal Pspelling. ” National Forum: The Phi Kappa Phi Journal. Summer, 1986. 38 39

Fromkin, Victoria, Robert Rodman, and Nina Hyams. “Writing: The ABCs of Language. ” An Introduction to Language, 9 th Edition. Boston, MA: Thomson Wadsworth, 2011, 540 -568. Hudson, Barbara. “Sociolinguistic Analysis of Dialogues and First. Person Narratives in Fiction” (Clark, 740 -748). Hughes, John. “Languages and Writing” (Clark, 705 -722). Larson, Charles Larson. “Its Academic, or Is It? (Clark, 734 -736). 38 40

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