A broccoli, a tomato and a beet were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, didn’t have the strength to finish the race.
The beet and the tomato were neck and neck for the first stretch but the tomato quickly fell behind.
The beet was about to reach the end of the track, but collapsed in exhaustion right before the finish line.
Over the course of an hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.
Why was the tomato successful?
The tomato paste itself.
paste paced
I was going to tell a joke about a salad,
but decided to toss it.
One Love
One Love! One Heart! Let's get together and feel all right.
Hear the children cryin' (One Love!);
Hear the children cryin' (One Heart!);
Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right;
Let's get together and feel all right. Wo wo wowo!
Let them all pass all their dirty remarks (One Love!);
There is one question I'd really like to ask (One Heart!):
Is there a place for the hopeless sinners,
who has hurt all mankind just to save his own? Believe me.
One Love! One Heart!
Let's get together and feel all right
As it was in the beginning (One Love!);
So shall it be in the end (One Heart!),
Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right;
Let's get together and feel all right. Wo wo wowo!
One Love! One Heart! Let's get together and feel all right.
Hear the children cryin' (One Love!);
Hear the children cryin' (One Heart!);
Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right;
Let's get together and feel all right.
ICE BREAKER
REVIEW
Beginners пещера лес темпратура гора кровь около высокий различный комбинация река
Beginners cave лес темпратура гора кровь около высокий различный комбинация река
Beginners cave forest темпратура гора кровь около высокий различный комбинация река
Beginners cave forest temperature гора кровь около высокий различный комбинация река
Beginners cave forest temperature mountain кровь около высокий различный комбинация река
Beginners cave forest temperature mountain blood около высокий различный комбинация река
Beginners cave forest temperature mountain blood near высокий различный комбинация река
Beginners cave forest temperature mountain blood near tall различный комбинация река
Beginners cave forest temperature mountain blood near tall different комбинация река
Beginners cave forest temperature mountain blood near tall different combination река
Beginners cave forest temperature mountain blood near tall different combination river
Intermediate небоскреб захватывающий обитаемый возвышенность остров местный уникальный слои глубина открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper захватывающий обитаемый возвышенность остров местный уникальный слои глубина открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper breath-taking обитаемый возвышенность остров местный уникальный слои глубина открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper breath-taking inhabited возвышенность остров местный уникальный слои глубина открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper breath-taking inhabited elevation остров местный уникальный слои глубина открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper breath-taking inhabited elevation island местный уникальный слои глубина открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper breath-taking inhabited elevation island local уникальный слои глубина открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper breath-taking inhabited elevation island local unique слои глубина открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper breath-taking inhabited elevation island local unique layers глубина открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper breath-taking inhabited elevation island local unique layers depth открытый, обнаруженный
Intermediate skyscraper breath-taking inhabited elevation island local unique layers depth discovered
Advanced ласточка величественный отдаленный притарный окраина разновидность обтекаемый миля Тектонические плиты обескураживающий окружающий,
Advanced swallow величественный отдаленный притарный окраина разновидность обтекаемый миля Тектонические плиты обескураживающий окружающий,
Advanced swallow majestic отдаленный притарный окраина разновидность обтекаемый миля Тектонические плиты обескураживающий окружающий,
Advanced swallow majestic remote притарный окраина Тектонические плиты окружающий, обескураживающий обтекаемый разновидность миля
Advanced swallow majestic remote daunting разновидность притарный окраина Тектонические плиты окружающий, обтекаемый миля
Advanced swallow majestic remote daunting species притарный окраина Тектонические плиты окружающий, обтекаемый миля
Advanced swallow majestic remote daunting species luscious окраина Тектонические плиты окружающий, обтекаемый миля
Advanced swallow majestic remote daunting species luscious outskirts Тектонические плиты окружающий, обтекаемый миля
Advanced swallow majestic remote daunting species luscious outskirts tectonic plates окружающий, обтекаемый миля
Advanced swallow majestic remote daunting species luscious outskirts tectonic plates ambient миля
Advanced swallow majestic remote daunting species luscious outskirts tectonic plates ambient mile
presentation title
Inconspicuously place a blow horn behind a door to give someone a loud squawking surprise.
Inconspicuously place a blow horn behind a door to give someone a loud squawking surprise. horn(n) squawking(v) гудок пронзительно, кричать inconspicuously(adj) незаметно
After getting someone with this prank you might think twice before biting into a caramel apple.
After getting someone with this prank you might think twice before biting into a caramel apple. biting into(v) think twice(ph v) кусать подумать, дважды getting someone(ph v) разыгрывать
Make doubly sure your victim is not prone to heart attacks before trying this at home.
Make doubly sure your victim is not prone to heart attacks before trying this at home. make sure(v) убеждаться victim(n) жертва prone(adj) склонный
Had you realized that cream cheese could easily pass for deodorant?
Had you realized that cream cheese could easily pass for deodorant? deodorant(n) дезодорант realize(v) осознавать pass for(ph v) слыть, считаться
Covering a bar of soap in clear fingernail polish might confuse people when it doesn’t lather.
Covering a bar of soap in clear fingernail polish might confuse people when it doesn’t lather. covering(v) покрывать fingernail polish(n) лак для ногтей lather(v) мылиться
All you’ll need for this kitchen prank is a sink with a sprayer, a rubber band, and a good reinforced hiding place.
All you’ll need for this kitchen prank is a sink with a sprayer, a rubber band, and a good reinforced hiding place. rubber band(n) резинка prank(n) шалость reinforced(adj) усиленный
Oreo Cookies and toothpaste will satisfy your sweet tooth and freshen your breath simultaneously.
Oreo Cookies and toothpaste will satisfy your sweet tooth and freshen your breath simultaneously. to have a sweet tooth(ph)быть сладкоежкой freshen(v) освежить simultaneously(adv) одновременно
If you take the risk of putting baby powder in your sisters hair dryer you’d better pray she can forgive you.
If you take the risk of putting baby powder in your sisters hair dryer you’d better pray she can forgive you. baby powder(n) детская присыпка hair dryer(n) фен take the risk(ph v) рискнуть
Chocolate eggs have been around for some time, but this recipe calls for raw eggs.
Chocolate eggs have been around for some time, but this recipe calls for raw eggs. recipe(n) рецепт be around(ph v) существовать calls for(ph v) предпологать
And last but not least, if you really have a death wish, pick up some donuts and fill them up with mayonnaise.
And last but not least, if you really have a death wish, pick up some donuts and fill them up with mayonnaise. fill(v) заполнять last but not least(ph) последний, но не менее важный pick up(ph v) добывать
IDIOMS
thick as thieves
thick as thieves
joined at the hip
joined at the hip
two peas in a pod
two peas in a pod
SLANG
owned punished I got you watch your back
ACTIVITY
Pearl of Wisdom
A few words on friendship…
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.
A man of many companions may come to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother. Proverbs 18: 24
If you go looking for a friend, you're going to find they're very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
next weeks topic
One Love
One Love! One Heart! Let's get together and feel all right.
Hear the children cryin' (One Love!);
Hear the children cryin' (One Heart!);
Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right;
Let's get together and feel all right. Wo wo wowo!
Let them all pass all their dirty remarks (One Love!);
There is one question I'd really like to ask (One Heart!):
Is there a place for the hopeless sinners,
who has hurt all mankind just to save his own? Believe me.
One Love! One Heart!
Let's get together and feel all right
As it was in the beginning (One Love!);
So shall it be in the end (One Heart!),
Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right;
Let's get together and feel all right. Wo wo wowo!
One Love! One Heart! Let's get together and feel all right.
Hear the children cryin' (One Love!);
Hear the children cryin' (One Heart!);
Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right;
Let's get together and feel all right.
